The Galloper: the only SUV with the same top speed as a horse.

Found it.

He was a big guy, he just couldnt stay awake.

A Canadian teacher and her student wearing very similar outfits.

BJ Haus

Now.

This is a burger I ate with buns made of rice.

Bad things happen when this guy is behind you.

Bathroom sign at a Buddhist temple.

Room at a rest stop.

Coffee shop at a rest stop.

Odd for western places, but typical hours in Korea.

Tony Danza's place.

Translated, this book is called the "Fart Bet" and follows two characters as they fart up a storm and end up in outer space. Im not kidding. It is as common in Korea as "Everybody Poops" is in America.

Woo Tang Tour Group, enough said.

Vodka from Kazakhstan.

Not my photo, but had to include it. This is my friend Alexis' dog, Petey, in his Halloween costume. Petey is a long hair dachshund and apparently hated his costume so much they had to wait until he was asleep to put it on and then take a quick picture.

Brought to you by Quartz: the SHALOM clock model.

Immaturity at its finest, but you have to laugh at our flashcard for the color brown.

Child being assaulted by an octopus on the front of a restaurant.

NASA's foreign office, discretely located in a back alley and sharing a wall with a sleezy motel.

Said motel.

Strangely no cats are available here, not even for consumption.

Not really funny, more depressing because its not a real waffle house.

My class's pumpkin from Halloween, the only one with ears and also the only one that was rotten and full of maggots. My kids are slave drivers and made me carve it anyway.

My buddy Phil says his friend is an unrecognized designer in NYC so he can get deals. He asked me, with a serious face, if I was interested in any of the clothes.

I hear a degree from here carries a lot of weight in professional communities.

Why this restaurant doesnt have a line out the door is beyond me.

Sadly, this club did not live up to it's name.

Creepy mannequin.

That long, huh?

Check out this rascal scooter, completely weather proof.

Despite being taped to the side, I almost bought this for the extra chicken wing.

Thats right, Steven has been to Seoul.

They dont all have these bad-ass stickers, but all the tow trucks look like this.

The scariest bug known to men.

The infamous "squatter" toilets of Seoul.

Are you feeling it?

Random doorknob.

You'd think my school would promote using correct punctuation.

You know it's good if they stole the Hooters logo and their "Good Taste Food - System"

The first thing I saw leaving the airport (its in the median, not on the car)

This is one of my kid's pencil cases, it says "Now you are very pretty panda rabbit."

This is from a bar in my neighborhood with a taste for wax statues.

The Polaroid camera has not gone out of style here.

Who knows?

The eyeglass store by my apartment seals every deal with a case of ramen.