Not my photo, but had to include it. This is my friend Alexis' dog, Petey, in his Halloween costume. Petey is a long hair dachshund and apparently hated his costume so much they had to wait until he was asleep to put it on and then take a quick picture.

Brought to you by Quartz: the SHALOM clock model.

Immaturity at its finest, but you have to laugh at our flashcard for the color brown.

Child being assaulted by an octopus on the front of a restaurant.

NASA's foreign office, discretely located in a back alley and sharing a wall with a sleezy motel.

Said motel.

Strangely no cats are available here, not even for consumption.

Not really funny, more depressing because its not a real waffle house.

My class's pumpkin from Halloween, the only one with ears and also the only one that was rotten and full of maggots. My kids are slave drivers and made me carve it anyway.

My buddy Phil says his friend is an unrecognized designer in NYC so he can get deals. He asked me, with a serious face, if I was interested in any of the clothes.

I hear a degree from here carries a lot of weight in professional communities.